Me: What is your favourite thing about my knitting?
Monkey: My socks.
Me: What is your least favourite thing about my knitting?
Monkey: Pointy sticks on the floor.
Me: What is something I have knitted, that you recall as good?
Monkey: Peacock Shawl.
Me: Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
Monkey: Hell yeah. (Adds after I give him a look) I think you make it expensive... it's not like it needs to be.
Me: Any hobbies?
Monkey: Being awesome?
Me: Do you have a stash of any kind?
Monkey: Old computer bits?
Me: Have I ever embarrassed you, knitting in public?
Monkey: It was very embarrasing when you were knitting that uterus-bag-thing in public (He means the Snatchel which I have never knit, he is mentioning the most embarrasing knitted item he can think of)
Me: Do you know my favourite kind of yarn?
Monkey: Of course. You like yarns about pirates.
Me: Can you name another blog?
Monkey: Ooh, I would call it 'Pomegranite Sunrise'! No, hang on... 'Chunder Muppets'! (chortles at own hilarity). I know many other blogs. About knitting? knit and tonic, crazy aunt purl, um, cast-on, the yarn harlot.
Me: Do you mind my wanting to stop at knit shops wherever we go?
Monkey: Not as long as I'm not required to have an opinion about anything.
Me: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Monkey: I do. But I also know you never make them. Even though I know you understand the importance of a swatch as well.
Me: Do you read my blog?
Monkey: When you tell me to.
Me: Have you ever left a comment?
Me: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn't knit?
Monkey: There wouldn't be as much stuff in it, so probably.
Me: Anything you'd like to add?
Monkey: (burps) No, wait, don't put that in! Ohhh...
Thankyou and goodnight.